Poetry And Flu | KittyJade

Hello Internet!

I’ve soon realised that the start of 2018 has gone downhill. I was keeping on top of my resolutions until I fell in to a slump of illness which soon got me out of schedule, school and blogging. I turned all notifications off and slept like a hedgehog throughout the majority of the day unless I was drinking (water or tea LOL), eating (I still kept my appetite) or watching YouTube. Today however I just decided I’d publish the worst blog post ever and chat about whatever.

Anyway, now I thought I’d talk about poetry, and probably one of my most favourite poems by Rudyard Kipling: ‘If-’  

And to help you understand what on earth I’m talking about then read on!

If you can keep your head when all about you   

    Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,   

If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,

    But make allowance for their doubting too;   

If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,

    Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies,

Or being hated, don’t give way to hating,

    And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise:

If you can dream—and not make dreams your master;   

    If you can think—and not make thoughts your aim;   

If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster

    And treat those two impostors just the same;   

If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken

    Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,

Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,

    And stoop and build ’em up with worn-out tools:

If you can make one heap of all your winnings

    And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,

And lose, and start again at your beginnings

    And never breathe a word about your loss;

If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew

    To serve your turn long after they are gone,   

And so hold on when there is nothing in you

    Except the Will which says to them: ‘Hold on!’

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,   

    Or walk with Kings—nor lose the common touch,

If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,

    If all men count with you, but none too much;

If you can fill the unforgiving minute

    With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run,   

Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,   

    And—which is more—you’ll be a Man, my son!

This – amazing – poem was composed by Kipling for his son, which is really lovely and I have to admit it is one of my favourite poems! I’m not a poet however I do love poetry, and the love for poems spread vastly around the blogging community with some of you composing you own! As a summary, this poem is all about how to become a good man – or woman – and be truthful, loyal and obedient even to people who hate and in the most depressing of times. Oh, and if you are not familiar with Rudyard Kipling then let me explain that he is the author of many great books including ‘The Jungle Book’  which is now an amazing film.

Secondly, more poetry. I’ve always loved cats and ‘Macavity’ (written by T.S Elliot) has been a great poem that I’ve loved for, well, forever and honestly I hope you can see why:

Macavity’s a Mystery Cat: he’s called the Hidden Paw—

For he’s the master criminal who can defy the Law.

He’s the bafflement of Scotland Yard, the Flying Squad’s despair:

For when they reach the scene of crime—Macavity’s not there!

Macavity, Macavity, there’s no one like Macavity,

He’s broken every human law, he breaks the law of gravity.

His powers of levitation would make a fakir stare,

And when you reach the scene of crime—Macavity’s not there!

You may seek him in the basement, you may look up in the air—

But I tell you once and once again, Macavity’s not there!

Macavity’s a ginger cat, he’s very tall and thin;

You would know him if you saw him, for his eyes are sunken in.

His brow is deeply lined with thought, his head is highly domed;

His coat is dusty from neglect, his whiskers are uncombed.

He sways his head from side to side, with movements like a snake;

And when you think he’s half asleep, he’s always wide awake.

Macavity, Macavity, there’s no one like Macavity,

For he’s a fiend in feline shape, a monster of depravity.

You may meet him in a by-street, you may see him in the square—

But when a crime’s discovered, then Macavity’s not there!

He’s outwardly respectable. (They say he cheats at cards.)

And his footprints are not found in any file of Scotland Yard’s

And when the larder’s looted, or the jewel-case is rifled,

Or when the milk is missing, or another Peke’s been stifled,

Or the greenhouse glass is broken, and the trellis past repair

Ay, there’s the wonder of the thing! Macavity’s not there!

And when the Foreign Office find a Treaty’s gone astray,

Or the Admiralty lose some plans and drawings by the way,

There may be a scrap of paper in the hall or on the stair—

But it’s useless to investigate—Macavity’s not there!

And when the loss has been disclosed, the Secret Service say:

It must have been Macavity!’—but he’s a mile away.

You’ll be sure to find him resting, or a-licking of his thumb;

Or engaged in doing complicated long division sums.

Macavity, Macavity, there’s no one like Macavity,

There never was a Cat of such deceitfulness and suavity.

He always has an alibi, and one or two to spare:

At whatever time the deed took place—MACAVITY WASN’T THERE !

And they say that all the Cats whose wicked deeds are widely known

(I might mention Mungojerrie, I might mention Griddlebone)

Are nothing more than agents for the Cat who all the time

Just controls their operations: the Napoleon of Crime!

I’m very sorry that I’ve just rambled on and on about poems but, argh! I really can’t help it! Thank you for all the get well soon messages that you’ve kindly sent and also for an amazing 20 followers I really appreciate all of this support.

Lots of laughs and unintentional typos from,

Erin, xx

P.S Sorry not sorry about the length of the poems, XD

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